mujhay 14 saal ki qaid hui

mujhay 14 saal ki qaid hui


Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     287 chars (2 sms)     2382 views       Funny

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New Age Ashiq:

Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .

Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,


















mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge


What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)
Consequences in
Aerica...






A girl rushed over to her
husband..


Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
A Special dinner For u






In The Hotel Of My HEART




A Boul Of SMILE





Wid Soup Of CARE




In The Pot Of HAPPINESS



Dish Is LOVE



Pay By Bill

By


MISSING ME . . .