What Would U Call

What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani...

:))

May, 18 2010 72 chars (1 sms) 2775 views Funny

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"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)

USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In US
30min it caught 20thievs

In UK
30mins 30thievs

In India
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)

Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre s

Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!

O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now
Continue Ur Work :-

heer main tumhary

Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->

i am acha

agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....

q k main tow acha hu

Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe

Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Mujhe Rumaal De Kutte,
Meri Nak Beh Rahi hai..

URSS......

ek molvi england night club me chala giya

wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola.

oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!

Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas.

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.

JIN.Admi se

JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?

ADMI.Jin se bola

mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p

Good friendship doesn''t

Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho

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