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Wife: "1 More Word
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
boy and girl
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...
girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.
Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:
"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"
Magar?
"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
Duniya se chupa Kar
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
''Heer: Main
''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!
Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''
dad tumharay unfit
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .
Mom Tumhari Submit. . .
Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .
Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm
PATHAN Said:
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John Cena
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
Creatively Challenged ?
Artistically Void ?
Socially Hopeless ???
And
Financially Desprate ....????
Congrates You Are A
PAKISTANI .... ;->
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