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May, 18 2010
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Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha
Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Welcome to Pakistan
Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:
MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies
CA:
Career in Alqaeda
MSc:
Master Sucide Course
IT:
Institute of Terrorism
MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency
What do u want to do...?
Modeling offer for you
Modeling offer for you
Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:
Uff
Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
if you love some
If You Love
Someone / Something
Let It Go ...
If It Doesn''t Return ...
Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
Tujhe Lita K Loon
Tujhe Lita K Loon
Ya Bitha K Loun
Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun
ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun
ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
1
2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Thapr marne pr nraz wife
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy
FarQ Tou Para Hai
Jeenay Do Musharaf
anewala kal tumhara
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Wife:
India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Dubai jao to jewelry,
France jao to perfume!!
Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?
Wife:
APNI VIDEO
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
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