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What Would U Call
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???




Chi-Kani...

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May, 18 2010     72 chars (1 sms)     3444 views       Funny

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Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga






Kyun K




Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
y do we have to learn dis?


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. .
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,









Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..
''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?
''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''
kya matlab main samjha nahi


Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
A Sardar saw
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
My Girlfriend Suggested
My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
can a kangaroo jump


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
''boti we tu dyl na
''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''
Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Graham Bel usd candle 2 stdy.
Shakespare usd street light 2 stdy.
Mjhy ye smjh nai ata
"Saley din ma makhi marty thy kia?''''
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya

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