What Would U Call

What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani...

:))

May, 18 2010 72 chars (1 sms) 3255 views Funny

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HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

Importance of thumb...

Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4 chewing,

Illiterate people use it 4 sign,

Winners 4 victory,

AND

My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs....
oh... u too?

Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

1...hath me cell hoga.
.
2...angotha key pe hoga.
.
3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
.
4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.

Kesy hain?

Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.

Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.

DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000

''Maine ik or naya mobile

''Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in memory, waghaira kuch bhi nahi hai''

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,

Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,

Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,

Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,

Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,

Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->

Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai

Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month

Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)

''Police has arrested

''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''

Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . .

Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .

Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?

Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon

Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain

Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->

after making

after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???

sOcho

cOme on ur close!!

yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!

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