What Would U Call

What Would U Call
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???




Chi-Kani...

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May, 18 2010     72 chars (1 sms)     3456 views       Funny

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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee


Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..

Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai

tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,

bas aik mobile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko b olta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l
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zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
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Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->