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May, 18 2010
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india hum se hamesha sir jhuka kar baat karega
Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.
Kyon K
Hum Larkay Walay Hain. :-)
GEO Shoaib Malik
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .
Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol
Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol
Aur
Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
''In this time of no sugar
''In this time of no sugar
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My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in your Tea and Take sugar-Candy Tea-
its free :)''
B.V Lani hai
B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,
J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.
Meri nazr uski tarf thi,
Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,
Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,
Dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge
Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna
POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
The SMS Of The Year 2009
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
K
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
Or
Is
Dil
Me SIRF
Aap
Ki
"BHABI g" Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
1 day god tested me
1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
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