What Would U Call

What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani...

:))

May, 18 2010 72 chars (1 sms) 3224 views Funny

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Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor

Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->

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Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne

Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora
Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa.

AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na

Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?

Socho

Thora aur Socho

COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se

Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->

Packing Start Ker do

Packing Start Ker do

Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi

Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain

Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p

Doctor to sardar

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

the most amazing cricket match

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D

Zardari

"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child

Hi cute sweet

Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring

AB KHUSH???

Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

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