What Would U Call

What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani...

:))

May, 18 2010 72 chars (1 sms) 3037 views Funny

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Cutest Love Story:

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)

DONO EYES PE

DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Atleast once in a day,

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?

Don''t know?

Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

bata has announced

Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents

Zardari Celebrating His

Zardari Celebrating His
Victory Singing ...

"Bachna Ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hy
Bibi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P

Sony tv pe aisa

Sony tv pe aisa kaun sa serial ata tha jo pehle bulata hai phir bhagata hai?
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AA-HAT(AAHAT)!!

Wot u see as truth

Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai

Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.

Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.

Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.

Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.

New Song

New Song

"EK MUSHARAF KO DEKHA TOU AISA LAGA"
Jesey Khana Kharab
Jesey Total Azaab
Jesey Aadi Faqeer
Jesey Murda Zameer
Jesey Naasoor Ho Koi Sarrta Hua

Ek MUSHARAF KO DEKHA TOU Aisa Laga,
Jesey Bijli Ki Taar
Jesey Kanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag
Jesey Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jesey Shetan Ka Roop . . .;->

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