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WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DINOSOUR & SHARIF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AIS DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE...
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pathan naqli note lekar
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
batao allama iqbal kon hain?
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
ek mota admi bazaar
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
What Is The Difference Between
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
Simple Hy Yaar
An Alphabet . . . ;-
Most Iraqis Think
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed
Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
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MISSED .. ;->
Pathan
PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Know Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing."
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...
Husband & wife
Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
Munna bhai:
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...
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