Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish" ... When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me. I Allowed & Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
