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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
  

Sep, 17 2011     165 chars (2 sms)     2894 views       Funny

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Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,

MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,

ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,

ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,

ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->
Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?




Don''t know?


Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla


Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.
Mehfil saji thi
msgs ka tha daur,

SmS mai kya tha
ye kisi ne na kiya Gor,

SmS mai paisey lagey thay mere Halal k,

Or sab kanjoos keh rahy they
1 aur 1 aur.
Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad


Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)


Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(


Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)


Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,


Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,


Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...


Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->