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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...

Sep, 17 2011 165 chars (2 sms) 3337 views Funny

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Dont give importance to MONEY

Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u

BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN

CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY

LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS

so

Transfer it to my account...

tu khud ko beshak ta

Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,

MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->

Is dress ka kya price hai

Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
.
.
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
.
.
Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
.
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

sood haram hay ;-

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..

beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-

What Do You Call

What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??

Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

In World,we

In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY

Special Offer! Now

Special Offer! Now get daily 500 FREE MINUTES!
This offer is for ALL Numbers of girls from 9pm - 9am.
To activate sms "Your girlfriends no" to 03212535512... ;->

''A man had his credit card stolen.

''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''

Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->

cricket mei ksi player

Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->

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