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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
  

Sep, 17 2011     165 chars (2 sms)     3428 views       Funny

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ARZ KIYA HAI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki

Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki

Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa

Jo waat laga de saaron ki...
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...




Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?







Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.

''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.

I

M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

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a M

p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.


Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?


Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!






I Said Stop..!!


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Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!