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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
  

Sep, 17 2011     165 chars (2 sms)     2790 views       Funny

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Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay
kertay hain



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Kuch loag 4 ghantay
kartay hain


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Aur kuch loag to poori
poori raat kartay hain.




abbay aapna moblie
charge!!!!
Plz don''t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,


K Hum So Gay To.











Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.
Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
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''In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,





chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY


JB

LOG HUMAY


KISSSSSSSSSSS


KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY
Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen card



20% discount.
Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....
A Woman''s Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man''s Mind ...

Coz

She Changes It

More Often ...