Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy? JADi Bta YR Abi . . . . . . . . . . . Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka khoon hi chalay ga……
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
