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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...

Sep, 17 2011 165 chars (2 sms) 2972 views Funny

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A boy fell in love.

A boy fell in love.

One day he saw her in a park.

He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''

Woh uske karib gia or pyar

se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->

Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB

Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,

"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,

Aur hath main hai "LUX"

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D

Woh chham chham kark

Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA

A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

i m a y b e

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M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

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a M

p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.

Women recall every

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p

Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

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