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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...

Sep, 17 2011 165 chars (2 sms) 3187 views Funny

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Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

1 Aurat Ne Bare

1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe
Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>

Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna...

Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...

U||o Ko Raat...

Dentist Ko Daant...

Gadhe Ko Laat...

Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...

Kuttay Ko Haddi

Aur

Aur

Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->

My eyes: Miss u

My
eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
Calls u

My life is U

I''ll die without u
I LOVE U

Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko

Land lord

Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas

Husan

MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki "Tareef
Mgr
Haqiqat Me Haseen Sirf "Whi he"Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kya He
.... <(',')>
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// uff , ammi meri nazar utaren..

Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte

Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin ka

Height Of Cowardice:

Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!

BMW

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”

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