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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
  

Sep, 17 2011     165 chars (2 sms)     2539 views       Funny

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DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d
Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..

Man:"U idiot, U gave me a woman''s Ear"

Doc: It makes no Difference..

MAN: "It does, Now I hear everything but understand nothing" ;->
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?








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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
Fresh Flowers for you...
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What r u looking for...???



Flowers..?




Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:..
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.

Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?

Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?




Wo boli,
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