Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.