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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
  

Sep, 17 2011     165 chars (2 sms)     2761 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?



Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???


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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:


Khabees Ka Bachcha..


Zarori Nahi K


Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki


Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.


Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.


Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->