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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...

Sep, 17 2011 165 chars (2 sms) 2508 views Funny

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Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

R U Free?

If Yes..

Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,

Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunge.......

Larki Pehli Baar Larke

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
â€˜â€™Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?â€™â€™

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,

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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,

3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..

A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?

chipkA-l33

Father: Raat ko

Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.

College ki galyon

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

What is the difference Between

What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?

Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

.......>?

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