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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
  

Sep, 17 2011     165 chars (2 sms)     2982 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .




Bring Her Home. . .



Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .





Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .





&

Have A Nice. . .



Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!


Aj KATREENA KAIF ne Geo news ko
interview mai kaha hai
Agr SANIA, SHOAIB jese larke se shadì
ka fesla kr sakti hai,
to wo kon C sarhad hai jo mere or
''HumAyuN''
k bech diwar bane gi. . . =P ;->
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

Naheen! hmmmmm

Meinein millaya hai!

Kaisay?

Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.

Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?

Dosra Amaq:

Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".




Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.


Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
Girls in diff languages


Arabi=hurma
Irani= dosheza
French=fure
Hindi=kania
Italian=amito
Maxican=monaro
German=amisa



In our sindh?

Haedi wah ji chhori aa,