Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan. Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan. (‘.’) //”/\ Oh Teri _/”\_ Khair.
