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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
  

Sep, 17 2011     165 chars (2 sms)     2809 views       Funny

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Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!


1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
When u fall in Love no power on earth can keep u away 4m ur loved one,But only one power can keep u in ur senses,Guess what?"Abbay di juttian"
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
In A Marriage. . .





One Person Always Wins









And








The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
I believe u have climbed high mountains, walked on thorny paths, sailed on the raging seas and took a ride on dangerous highways.

C''mon let''s face it; Your God - Jehova has always been faithful all the way. Enjoy your day, you are worth it.

Happy Birthday.