Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now bug off and don''t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!