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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Sep, 17 2011 335 chars (3 sms) 3323 views Funny

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What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle.

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ

Wife Ne Husband Se:

Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!

girls top 10 lies

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

Wats dhE diffrence

Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...

If Saif anf Kareena marry

If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?

Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)

JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA

JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...

What happens when a lion Roars?

What happens when a lion Roars?

Think....

Think harder....

Its easy!!

Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

Woh kon hai ?

Woh kon hai ?

jo ,,

Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??

Peachano Kon?

Socho ??

Aray socho na ??

Tauba

Soch to sahi

ay loo

aray Budhu

" POPCORN"

remix version of twist

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Teacher:IF EUROPE IS

Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->

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