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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Sep, 17 2011 335 chars (3 sms) 2979 views Funny

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Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,
Mom: Matti Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To Jawab Mila:
"Bandar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

.

namak kam lga...

.

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

.

Sb baithe rahe...

.

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

haulay haulay se lar

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

miss call thi

Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
.
.
.
Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
.
.
.
?
?
Miss call hi karta raha ..!!

Sher ki shadi thi

Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.

1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?

Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->

Q: What is the Indian

Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd

& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!

Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result-- Markets Silent

Just Imagine Life Without Girls:

The Result--

Markets Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.

im so proud of myself

I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....

I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months

And

The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D

ek hair transplant k

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:

Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..

Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...

Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...

Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...

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