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Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
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1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
If Gal Vomits,
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo
Kamina?
If Boy Vomits-Kamine,
Kahan Pikar Aya He?
MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,
Boys R Alwys Kamina
HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D
Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
Apny Waado Ko
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->
(Asif Zardari )
''Jo log garm pani m ''
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
"sir! aap mere son
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.
sincerely yours
AMITAB BACHAN"
Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"
Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,
(Wa Wa)
Repet Once Again
Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai
"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...
"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...
HaHaHa ...
Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:
Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
kisi larki ko kahain i love you
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D
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YE WATAN