Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
once there was a crow,
nashe wich betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
ik chidi rahi c ro,
crow ne ched diti c oh,
chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya c ho,
hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...
Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...
