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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
  

Sep, 17 2011     335 chars (3 sms)     3111 views       Funny

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Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
Sadia
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Afiya
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Nadia.
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Asima
3325560371

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Ma Aaj SE

"Tableeghi Jamat"

K SAth Ja Raha Hon

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga

tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
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tab tak suniye ye gaanaa..

"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
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huaa yakeen........"
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker

Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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.
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.
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.
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To avoid the side effects!
Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace


Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


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