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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Sep, 17 2011 335 chars (3 sms) 2943 views Funny

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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.......

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........????

SocHo......????

Nahi Pata....!!!!

Uff Kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari
Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein

Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein

Ke Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nhi,

Bijli Gas OiL Bhi Nahi...

Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hein...

Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi

PPP Ki Hukomat Hy? :-(

ye msg aik ghareeb

ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein

name

malika sherawat... ;->

Santa was caught

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.

3 tips to break a mirror:

3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .

Wife: You always

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Importance of thumb...

Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4 chewing,

Illiterate people use it 4 sign,

Winners 4 victory,

AND

My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs....
oh... u too?

tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

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