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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Sep, 17 2011 335 chars (3 sms) 3405 views Funny

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chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
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dont have clothes to wear.

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Hello, MSS.

Hello,
MSS.

Dhyan Den

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To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
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Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì

girlz college mai te

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

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GUESS!
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Nahi Tou

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Jhuka jhuka sa
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Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
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