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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Sep, 17 2011 335 chars (3 sms) 3626 views Funny

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Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge

Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya

Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,

MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,

ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,

ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga

''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota

''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota

Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota

bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo

Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota.''

Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.

Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.

Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.

In tough times u''ll

In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:

i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

We came with the

We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.

Two sardars are driving

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!

''4u5 n2v n22 80v

''4u5 n2v n22 80v 3vn 2w 2v8n 92v8n 10u me 7km /......./ o/o/o/o/ nahi smajh // kio bat nahi aagay sand krdo qk tension lena ka nahi denay ka.,./ (no) ;''{morr}/ .,/.,(love).,/''

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