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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Sep, 17 2011 335 chars (3 sms) 3571 views Funny

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Open with Love… If I disturb U

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

Father asked beti:

Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)

kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata

Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Warid

Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)

chanda

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

Professor he aate hon hafta

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

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Students %..

It Hurts

pathan ki girlfriend

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

movie names

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-

800 kamro ka mehal ho motiyo se sja ho drbar

800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

Sb mil skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

Soja merey yaar

''1 admi apny dost k gar

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

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