Next Ik Month Tak

Next Ik Month Tak
Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi

"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay

"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.
  

May, 20 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2370 views       Funny

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Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi


Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!
A brAnd nEw lOve stOry
STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..



SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..



AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..



MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya



ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky





KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)



CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!
''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?





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kafi hai ya or likhon?''
''aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......''
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..

He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !




sania ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*
Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha


best shair written on a rickshaw !

"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D