Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
  

May, 19 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2308 views       Funny

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PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working when you get up in the morning,

and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POSTMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
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Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
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Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/
RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:'_':.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
(='_'=)
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte
h. .*
(>'_'

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!