Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).

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As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.

May, 20 2010 710 chars (5 sms) 2750 views Funny

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