Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
  

May, 20 2010     710 chars (5 sms)     2934 views       Funny

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k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
Meri Qoum K Bahadur Jawano Utho
Kab Tak Sote Rahoge?
Qoum Par ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Ha
Utho Jaldi Karo,Jute Chapal Sab Chorhdo

Utility Store Par Aata Agya Ha
Nobody''s Like You, Mom


Nobody''s quite like you Mom.
You''re special in every way.
You cheer me up you fill my cup
With tenderness come what may.


Nobody loves me like you Mom.
No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,
You support me You always come through.


Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.
With you in my life, I''m blessed.
I love you so, and I want you to know
I think you''re the very best!


By Joanna Fuchs
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
To BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti hy,

jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hY to BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti..

Or JAb Wo MAkEUp nhi kArti to"ShAfqAt CheEmA" LAgti hy;-)
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U


"BoRinG"...!!!


So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile