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Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
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Ek Bueaty Parlor K
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
khudi ko kar nalaik itna
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle
Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA
Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha
Request hai apse
Request hai apse REFUSE mat karna,Frendship ka Bulb FUSE mat karna,
Hum Dost Hai Apke,Hamey CONFUSE Mat karna, Hamri jagha kisi B Or ko CHOOSE mat karna
A Truth
A Truth
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
some beautiful lines
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha
Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya
Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun
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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',
Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,
Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .
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How ?
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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...
ORKUT BETA . . . ;->
A sweet demand by a kid.
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
KHABARDAR ! ! !
KHABARDAR ! ! !
Miss Call Sehat K Liye Muzir Hy
Tabiyat Ziada Kharab Ho Tou CAll Ki Jiye
Tamam Sms ''''Waldain'''' Ki Pohanch Se Duur Rakhiye
''''Wizarat-e-Tum''''
''''Hukomat-e-Hum'''' ;->
Heights Of Professional Respect
Heights Of Professional Respect..
A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Be
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