Sardar Was

Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

May, 22 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3391 views Funny

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Na Eid Mubarak

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Na Eid Mubarak

Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak

Fairy Tales End With . .

Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->

back benchers association

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.

talibanhm buht jald

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

A Lady Geting

A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind

Pass d Popcorn ;->

a man was injected

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

.

Sardar replied:

"All were born on Government Holidays".

WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,

WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................

WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................

WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms

''Thanks for not sending any SmS..

''Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the "KANJUS RATNA" Award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna''

A Lover gives Love...

A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)

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