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Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
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O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
Teacher 2 Santa
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
Wht Will A
Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,
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Socho. .
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Nahi
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Let Me Tell U
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"Khocha Kola"
SAYING:
SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.
CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Msg Karta Rahonga.
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.
Balke.
Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
Q: Why is Christmas jus
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
Golden Words:
Golden Words:
Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat
Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!
< Asif Ali Zardari >
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon
Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.
Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
what is faster than
What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
abba ne beti ko date marty
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
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