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Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
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May, 22 2010
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''Marriage is the proces
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?
Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...
cho0se one number
Cho0se one number;
10
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100
Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;->
Do u belive in BHOOT
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
The Thing Which
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
''bethay thay
''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz
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achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''
''A mathmatical question!
''A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
Husband:u will never succeed
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,
Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,
Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,
Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,
Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu
tu
tu
LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
and
u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?
Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
Three Things i LIKE about YOU 1.
Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.
2.
3.
Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
Mery Aziz Ham Watno
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
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