During the match

During the match
During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2927 views       Funny

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Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks


But jobs r limited

then
more unemployment

more suicide
more crime

SO,

SAVE PAKISTAN

STOP STUDYING..!


Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office


A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy
Breaking News ...

Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k

"Murghi Haram Hy"



























"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->


Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo



Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
''SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA

BOY: WO KASAY?

SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!''
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D


paki Guys to indians tum dekhtay raho. . .
kheltay raho. . .
kartay raho click
bhabi bana kar lay ayega sania ko shoaib malik. . .
*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!


Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling