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batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
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''Marriage is the proces
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
On Your Office Desk
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Main Tmhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->
Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...
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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
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Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "
The Girl Said : " NO . . "
Then . . .
They Live . . .
Happy Ever After . . . ;->
Wht Will A
Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,
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Socho. .
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.
Nahi
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Let Me Tell U
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.
"Khocha Kola"
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
In US
30min it caught 20thievs
In UK
30mins 30thievs
In India
30min 90thievs
Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
Sardar rocks
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
parosi!!!!
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
shadi k doosre din beti apni maa se
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
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