During the match

During the match
During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3209 views       Funny

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Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Ye Sms Hr Unperh K Mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay

Pervaiz Ilahi Ka Khawab Paraha Likha Punjab

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...




If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf












KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->