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batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
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Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
"Every woman needs a husband
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Children, on average
Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
''Yeh sulagata jism
''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???
Plz Be Frank
Actually Someone Said To Me That
" I Look Like U "
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Wo Soye Huey Thay
Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye
Hum Soye Huey Thay
Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
Sweetest xcuse
Sweetest xcuse
A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
tum na mile to tumha
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,
Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K
K
K
K
K
K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P
Friedship is just like
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
Shiekh ka beta
Shiekh ka beta girl friend k saath ghoom phir k ghar aya to baap ne pocha kitne paise kharch kiye.
Beta: 50 rupay
Baap: Itne ziada
Beta: Us k pass itne hi thay
computer is shameles
Computer Is Shameless
Why?
?
?
B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But
No
Underwear..?
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
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