During the match

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.

May, 13 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2857 views Funny

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Tum hoti to aisa hota

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

most successful ha

Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...

"Yet To Be Seen"

Suno Aaj Aftar me

Suno

Aaj

Aftar me

Samose b thay

Cholay b thay

Kele b thay

Seb b thay

Angoor b thay

Chaat b thi

Sharbat b tha

Bas 1Teri kAmi Thi

PAkoRe.. :->

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''You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420''

What will Himesh

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Tuje apne Piar ki

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Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,

Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,

Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.

Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.

2 Married Men Talking-

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Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

really smart one

Really SmArt One

I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)

3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery

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Ek Din 1 Farishta

Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan

My Thumb Never Pains

My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See "Sms Delivered To U"
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . . ;->

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