Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...
  

May, 17 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2789 views       Funny

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Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->


A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)