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HELLO MOTO... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

May, 20 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 1679 views Funny

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Chali Aa Chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!

Wats d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)

''Marriage is like a public toilet

''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai.

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!

Boy To His Girlfriend:

Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,

Kuch Naram Sa,

Kuch Namkin Sa,

Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.

Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur

Jo sagar ne kaha

Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey

chal chal

hawa

aane de

bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga

Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''

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