Baap re baap

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Dec, 18 2013 143 chars (1 sms) 1888 views Funny

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Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->

Munna bhai:

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

u know why God

u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
.
Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
.
. Lo sigrit :-)

2 Sardar bank

2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

Husband: Today is sunday &

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Santa=

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

ApuN Ko FAQEER

ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->

2 Sardars lookin

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

Best sms of the Year.

Best sms of the Year.

"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,

But...

A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."

GEO larkio....!!;-)

Mistakes r embarsin

Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))

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