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Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?
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Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?
Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?
Can''t Understand...!
Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
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''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''
h i g h h e e l s
H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
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B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..
Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..
Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
ankh b baichain hai,
ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,
ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
pathan naqli note lekar
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
Wife:
Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!
Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
Ko
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.
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.
Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,
Man: How old is your father?
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat
Or
Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey
Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar
Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?
chipkA-l33
Teacher : "
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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