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Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?
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Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?
Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?
Can''t Understand...!
Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
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"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,
But...
A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."
GEO larkio....!!;-)
What do you call
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
Barsat ki raat .
Barsat ki raat
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1 bhigi larki
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bhige kapre
bhigi zulfen
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bhige hont
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us se nazren mili
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dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...
kal ye 100%
bemaar hogi... ;->
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Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat
Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho
Naukrani: Malkin
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.
Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.
Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
g/f: meri mummy bhi
g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
Gabbar : Arey Oo
Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?
Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
Teacher:
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?
Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha
K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho
So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
jab tum umeed se
Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo
Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...
( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
hahahahaha
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
koun sa Amal karega
GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
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