Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?

Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?

Can''t Understand...!

Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->

May, 15 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2608 views Funny

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya

NEW STORY

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P

Chor 1 ghar me chori

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT
NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA
INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .

What''s The Most

Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->

a poster on tv at pe

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli

agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

A man loses everything

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

there is no velvet s

There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.

Friendship is a "Give And Take

Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.

I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....

Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...

What will Himesh

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->

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Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?

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