Lady : Is this my train?

Lady : Is this my train?
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     231 chars (2 sms)     2223 views       Funny

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Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.
Kion?
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KION K WO SARI RAAT FIREBRIGAD KO "MISS CALL" MARTA RAHA.''
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..


kyun??



kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!


Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai


After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"
Jahan "Aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
"2 Goli DISPRIN"''
When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.


Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !

Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->