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Man: How old is your father?
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Man: How old is your father?
Man: How old is your father?
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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ooiy yaroo
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Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya
Road Yakdam Mur Gya
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Humne Break Mara
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girls are like phones.
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u''ll be disconnected
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha
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Moral...
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still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
True Quote. . .
True Quote. . .
A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .
&
A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .
Strange But True. . . ;->
A leaf which falls from
A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..
be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!
1 Aadmi Baba g Se
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America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
1st girl- my dog is
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2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
Pervaiz Elahi To
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..
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Gandhigiri Ka
Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".
NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".
SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!
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