Man: How old is your father?

Man: How old is your father?
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
  

May, 20 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     1952 views       Funny

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Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..

Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../
''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..

1. Ghar me
sindhi bolo

2. School me
urdu bolo

3.Paper
angrezi me hal kero

or

4.Mrnay k baad hisab Arbi me do''
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
.
1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
.
"AUR"
.
2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast


Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!

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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!