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Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
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Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Wah Kia Baat Hai
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Hamesha Yad Rakho..
Hamesha Yad Rakho..
Hum
Is
Dunia
Me
Dosro
Ki
Khidmat
Karne
Aye
Hain
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
Teacher:
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
Aadmi shaadi kyon
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye to homely feel kare
Funny
Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .
Tabb
Aisa
Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.
The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.
Last but not least
The failure joins
"UNDERWORLD"
&
Control all the Above
2 pyaz , 3 lahsan ,
2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu
Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have
German car,
Amercian salary,
Chinese food
&
Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinese
food is German
wife is American
&
Salary Pakstani.
''bethay thay
''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz
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achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''
She Broke my Heart..:-(
She Broke my Heart..:-(
I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)
A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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