Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy

Wah Kia Baat Hai

Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy

Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 193 chars (2 sms) 2143 views Funny

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yeh mere kahani...??

yeh mere kahani...??

yeh mere kahani...??

bakee kul sunao ga...heheh

bohat kiya intizar

Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

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Wah g Wah...

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kiy kehna...

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Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,

Sub Ne Kaha...!

Ooon Hooon .... ;->

''Maine ik or naya mobile

''Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in memory, waghaira kuch bhi nahi hai''

mubarak ho chief jus

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.

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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->

There are 3 Types of Men:

There are 3 Types of Men:

1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!

Fact of classroom:

Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!

Manzil ki taraf badhte

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.

Chor Se-" Wada

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

jab tak zinda hain

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,
Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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Aglay din karenGe,
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Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(

apni pasand ka numb

Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100

Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->

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