badboo aap ne maari hai

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..

Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

May, 05 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2680 views Funny

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daata darbaar chalo gay?

Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

Rakhtey hein jo

Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba

aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny but a bit true

propose karnay ka sharifana tareeqa

Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:

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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->

I don’t make jokes.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen

Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen

Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga

Judge - Sach Sach

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->

Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah

Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
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1. Cartoon Network
2. Star Plus :-)

Husband: Today is sunday &

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?

2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath

''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''

If U''re Not Using Your Smile

If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

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