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May, 18 2010
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oxygen is more important.
Nice Quote:
People says that you can''t live without love...
but I think....
oxygen is more important... ;->
U think of ME and I think of U.
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!
Dono "NIKAMMAY"
shaddi
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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.
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
is qadar hum zindagi
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
Dad 2 son:
Dad 2 son:when i beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:i start cleaning Toilet. Dad:How does that Satisfy u? Son:i clean it with ur ToothBrush...
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong
wh8s the differen
Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???
Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->
position of a husband
Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Jb meri koi call na aye,
jb koi sms na aye,
jb koi missed call b na aye,
To.....!
smaj lena k.
"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
zinda raha to tumhar
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Santa Banta
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
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