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May, 18 2010
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tu khud ko beshak ta
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara
Fir Kya Hua?
Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
meri har zarurat mer
Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai
Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai
Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai
U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Umair Taklu He
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???
Pata Nhi ??
Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
Dont give importance to MONEY
Dont give importance to MONEY
Bcz
It can give u
BED
but not SLEEP
BOOKS
But not BRAIN
CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY
LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS
so
Transfer it to my account...
Pakistan means
Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
Mother :
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
A Girl Speaks To A Boy
A Girl Speaks To A Boy
GIRL : O BHAIJAAN
Please.....
BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..
Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
On Your Office Desk
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai,
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,
Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai
Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,
Magar
Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
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