SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

May, 18 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 3151 views Funny

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Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….

''WARNING ! ! !

''WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
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Can you guess,

Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!

No !!not an Urdu song,

English music !! No ways..

It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->

Techr : Batao

Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain?

Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi

Han Naale Hamari

Shalwar Se Niklte Hain. :-) :-| :-D

A smile gives red colour 2

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,white colour 2 ur teeth,pink colour 2 ur lips,silver colour 2 ur eyes,n u look too horribl so zara kum smile kia karo;p

an idea can change ur life

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

But,

A woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women
to change
IDEA(S)

WHAT AN IDEA

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU

KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

Pakistan In 2010 ...

Pakistan In 2010 ...

1st Friend :
" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "

2nd :
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''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath

''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''

ow can we prevent noise pollution? keep vehicle horn in silent

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

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