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Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
and
u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?
Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nah
Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p
professor tum 20
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
breakup tips ho
Breakup Tips :
How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??
Simple
Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:
I LOVE U TOO
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
The Devils Challenged
The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.
We Have Got All The Cricketers,
Said The Angels.
Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)
ALLAH Bachaye !
ALLAH Bachaye !
Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se
Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se
Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se
What Is The Similarity
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
god made a daylight
God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->
1 memon mutthi me ro
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha
Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola
Na ro mere rupay me
tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.
Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:
"Saboot To Utha Loa"
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