SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

May, 18 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 2434 views Funny

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Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) th

Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

I Feel u Every Day

I Feel u Every Day

I Miss U Every Day

I Enjoy U Every Day

I Love U Every Day

Because

“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->

Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Jitna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , Main Bata Nahi Skta

Parso''n FATHER''S DAY Tha
Aur
Tum Ne Mjhe Wish Bhi Nahi Kia ...

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

1.

2.

3.

.

.

Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->

yeh ladkibrbruff

Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”

President "Pakistani"

President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
Judges Ki "Baimani"
Wkla Ki "Manmani"
Ministers Ki "Farawani"
Awam Ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKISTANI" ;->

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!

''Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

''Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

I am sorry yaar,

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

A mathmatical question!

A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???

Ans?

104

no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi

confused???

Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}

\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

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Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "

The Girl Said : " NO . . "

Then . . .

They Live . . .

Happy Ever After . . . ;->

Yar apki Eik Photo Chahiye,

Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,

Kitab Per Lagani Hai,

Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,

" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".

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