SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

May, 18 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 3034 views Funny

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U can control your Breath but not Death

U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not

LOOSE MOTION

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

1 Pathan hamesha

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"

Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->

SWEET POEM:

SWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."

Its My Last Message To You

Its My Last Message To You

LAST Boley Tou ...

L = Luv U Alwayz
A = All Tym Miss U
S = Save U In My Heart
T = True Frend In Lyf

So Dun Worry Be Happy ... =)

heerranj soni

Heer..Ranj

Soni..Maiwal

Laila..Majnu

Sahiba..Mirza

Romio..Joleat

Sasi..Panu

Sheren..Frhad

Aur

Coming Soon

The Bigest Lover Of 2009

Sheery Zardari ;->

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao

God has given many qualities to you,

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he

B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he

M:bhikari hokar b GF banali

B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya

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