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Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Itz the Month of Snow & Songs
Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month
NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
Begum: Aik Dum
Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
I Looked
I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
just
2
sprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
One There Was A
One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....
FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)
American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)
SARdar : I think....
(KILLED)
can u dance
Can u dance?
No...
Sure....
Just try it....
Sure u cant .....
That means u r pappu!!!
Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
Ek truck doosre ko
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
Manzil ki taraf badhte
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?
KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!
PunJab UniverSiTy..!
OXforD UniverSiTy..!
No.. :P
Aeroplane... ;->
''Ghalib farmaty hain
''Ghalib farmaty hain
Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''
you are my friend
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.
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