SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!


BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
  

May, 18 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     2960 views       Funny

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Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
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WT R U ALL WONDRINGAT,
I HV KILLED,
ALL THOSEWHO WERE BETWEEN I & U
Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Mujhe Apne Hii Khwabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Kal Hii Tum Ne Ek Banda Maar Dia

Zaalim mJhe Tumhari ''''JURRABO''N'''' Se Darr Lagta Hai ;->


Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

..

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kyon ki

thand bahut hai

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...

Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAZaaI mein.
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.