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30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->

May, 17 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 2280 views Funny

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Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah .. Wah.... Wah

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah

Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!

qayamat ki 5 nishani

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari Imandari
Krega

2-Altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)

''Father Watching Fashion T

''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''

o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

camery wala ha.. :p ;->

teacher ali k papa

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

Mother''s Love

Father''s Advice

Brother''s care

Sister''s Fight

Baby''s Smile

&

&

oye

" APNI YAARI YAAR "

Ticket Checkr to

Ticket Checkr to sardar in Train:''Ticket dikhao''
Sardar:Ye lo''

T.T:''Ye to purana Ticket hai.''

Sardar:''to train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??

Think for a moment that

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?

Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?

Student:A Holiday... ;->

Next Ik Month Tak

Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi

"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay

"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.

pathan ka murgi beemar huwa

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...

Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

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