Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
  

May, 13 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3046 views       Funny

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Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..


Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!


Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi

TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?

PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki

KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE

TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->
Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
Why Baba
Remove Ur Simcard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
Well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife


Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
Frnds I''m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note
Impressive quote..


"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"





SHOAIB MALIK

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py



"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-