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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
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May, 13 2010
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3 stages of life
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge Qadam aaj K Baad
Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge
Qadam aaj K Baad
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Kyoun-K Keechar Buhat Ho jata hai...
Barsaat k Baad..
Teacher teaching
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
Eq.1: study=dont fail
Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)
How Do You Know
How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???
She Starts Her Sentence
With
"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
what is faster than
What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
www.killer.co
www.killer.com
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Enter d name
U want 2 kill
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ME..?
sure?
If yes
press down
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Access Denied!
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Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)
Laziness is our biggest
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
~ A d v i c e ~
~ A d v i c e ~
" The Way
To Become
Famous Fast
Is To
Throw A Brick
At Someone
Who Is Famous ... " ;->
The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
Fairy Tales End With . .
Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."
But
Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both
wondering how ??
scroll down ....
Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
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