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Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??

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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o

May, 13 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2715 views Funny

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eik aadmi :

eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''

Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->

JAb Tumhari Shadddi

JAb

Tumhari

Shadddi

Ho

Gi

Tu

Tumhari

Biwi

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Pait

Main

Mera

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Mera

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BHATIJA ho GA

Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D

Malkin:Tum saFaI

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .

Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?

NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-

''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.

''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''

i love to walk in a rain

English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo

BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-

''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...

''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo..
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo...
Or gahr wale kehte hen...
"bakwas band karo aur PARHAI complete karo"''

Ek sawal...

Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log aisa kia karte hain k theek 9 MAHINAY baad 14 NOV ko "CHILDREN DAY" manana parta hai.

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->

ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi

Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li

Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi

tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!

''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)

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