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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
  

May, 13 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2581 views       Funny

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is MSG ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai. ;->
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Door say
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.

Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.