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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
  

May, 13 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3292 views       Funny

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"FUCK-YOU"








Shocked


It means:






F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
use




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usee ispghool
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->


Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.

Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*
Ågr de tö us me $M$ kå system nä de*
Ågr sMs kä system de tö BÅLÄÑCE nå de*
Ägr BÅLÄÑCE de tö 10-12 Msg krny kå HÖ$LÅ b de*
Ameen
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?
Some Film titles may be like these:

· Login Karo Sajna
· Naukar PC Ka
· 1942 -- A Bug Story
· Kaho Na Virus Hai
· Crash Se Crash Tak
· Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
· Shaheed Hacker Singh
· Password De Ke Dekho
· Terminal Apna Login Parayi
· Mr. Network Lal
· PC Sajaake Rakhna
· Hackers'' Ka Raja Debuggers'' Ki Rani
· Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
· Phir Teri Java-scripting Yaad Aayi
· Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai . . . ;->