Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
  

May, 13 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     4152 views       Funny

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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai

___@
___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)



DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.


Kyon?


Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
''''Mafi nama''''
Agar
Mere
Sms
Say
Aap
Pareshan ya
Ghusa hon
To
Bila jhijhak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
khench
k
diwar
main
mar
den!
Na rahega
Phone!
Na bajegi
Msg tone..!(_)
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
.
.
.
2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."
Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia,
construction k baad uper wale part pe color kia,
r neeche wale part pe likh dia

"same as abovE"... ;->
yeh tha bada bhari..


marie se nahi banta khari....




char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]






ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...


Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)