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Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,

Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,

Or

"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He

"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik

"JiN" Ho... :P

May, 20 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2137 views Funny

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"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi.
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! Aa !
!_ta_ !

Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.

What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->

1 arbi bath room mai

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

Pathan ko rastay

Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

A reasent studdi haz shon

A reasent studdi haz shon

dat peepal hoo aar werry

gudd lukeeng aar werry

baddd att spallings... ......... .

Vatt iz yorr

opeeneun???? ?

Man 2 Pathan:

Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.
Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"
Hotay Hain.
Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.

pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

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