Husband:

Husband:
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
  

May, 17 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2278 views       Funny

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Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
Girls in diff languages


Arabi=hurma
Irani= dosheza
French=fure
Hindi=kania
Italian=amito
Maxican=monaro
German=amisa



In our sindh?

Haedi wah ji chhori aa,
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,

Hey! Thats me...

Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...

Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi


Wah .. Wah.... Wah



Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah


Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...


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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)


Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh


toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL
You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units



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sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...
eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...






socho kya?











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