dua karo k meri umar lambi ho

dua karo k meri umar lambi ho

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to












TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2079 views       Funny

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A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
''Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur''s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"''
Breaking News By Geo : "

Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding

Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "


Sorry,

Abhi Itna He Suna Tha


K Light Chali Gai .
KaASsh...




aaj thori barish ajaye...


Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...


Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...


Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->


Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"
I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I




L = Luvly

A = Attractive

N = Noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???




Chi-Kani...

:))
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna


Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna


Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To

to

to

DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
My no. has changed.

So plz give me a confirmation call on my cell.

My new no. is 15.
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena...

kamina apne aap ko policewala bolta hai!