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EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
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EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
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May, 25 2010
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Log Kehte Hain K
Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,
Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..
Aap Jaise Log
Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
Suraj hua maddham,
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
One persn asks to another
One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Subha SMS Shaam
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?
S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->
apni zindagi main
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
After engagement : Superman
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Yu hi Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.
Wo hume eik SmS na kar paye.
Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.
Ladkewale:
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!
udas kyun kar rahy h
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Wah Wah...!
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..
HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?
RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?
SHYAM - Oye itna bhi nahi malum 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru Mukeshbai Anil (ambani).........;->
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