EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...

pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha

o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...

doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool

May, 25 2010 313 chars (2 sms) 3390 views Funny

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When a man talks dirty

When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.

Yaar Ye Dekh...

Yaar
Ye Dekh...

Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.

Wo Konsa DRIVER

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!

Yar Khud Soch,

Socho
Yar
Socho

Ans:SCREW DRIVER,

''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,

''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''

Student To teacher :

Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->

mujh sey pehli see

mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,

mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai

Ghar waliii

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

Pakistan Aur Afghanistan

Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????

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Me Batata Hoo

Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai

I wish u lov,i wish u joy

I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN

yaad rakhobrtalaa

Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!

Hi Agr Aap Dunya

Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->

Some Of The Unrefusable

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

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EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

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