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EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
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EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
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gadho par research ki hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Ye scooty kab li
Ye scooty kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;
Jo i Nhi Light Thi,
Aor
Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,
Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?
Height of Confidence
Height of Confidence
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?
Amitabh Public Toilet Me
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.
Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?
Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye
What''s The Moral Of Movies
What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
A Modern Artist
A Modern Artist
Is The One
Who Throws Paint On Canvas
Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth
And
Sells That Cloth ... ;->
breakup tips ho
Breakup Tips :
How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??
Simple
Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:
I LOVE U TOO
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...
..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..
.Baat ho to kaise ho.
Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
Sardar sharaab peeta
Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA
NEWS
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.
MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->
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