Principal 2 Students:

Principal 2 Students:
Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
  

May, 17 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2459 views       Funny

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Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”


A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
Teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->


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Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
Q: how was NISAR born ?

Ans: jawani jan-e-man haseen dilruba, Milay do dil jawab Nisar ho gaya
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile

lekin

sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)