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Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
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Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
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Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !
"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
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k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
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sms ki barsat karta hai
Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,
Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,
Apka Reply aye ya na aye,
Lekin...
Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
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Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
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Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?
Pathan Bola
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Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
Dar Dar Phirte Han
Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare
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Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare
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Laado Ke Lashkaraee
Jagg Magg Kapre Sareey
load shedding ka jaldi khatma
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or
Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light
Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;
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Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo
SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo
Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro
Hum SmS K KiñG Hain
Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.
fool nebrfoolon ki
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
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BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
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