Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"