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Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
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Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !
"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
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I am doing candle lite
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent,
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,
Hey! Thats me...
Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...
Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,
Lardki: Choro na,
Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,
Lardki: Choro na, App B.
Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..
Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Hom
Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home
Wife Opens The Door
Sharabi Asks : Who Are U
Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife
Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
under the black cloth
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
BAy Sharam
BAy Sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
1:Kabhi Miss cal nahi karegay
2:Ganday ganday SMS muskara k send kare gaye
3:Don''t Scroll Down
i say Don''t Scrol down
Jiss bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye
: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm
PATHAN Said:
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John Cena
Husband asks:
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
''Laakhon honge nigaah
''Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''
''mobile deshese CALL
''mobile deshese
CALL
chicken ka maza
SMS
sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL
daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE
faaqa
AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
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