Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
  

May, 14 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2558 views       Funny

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"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other





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A Few Years Latter
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Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi



Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low batavey hai,
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.

I have a special dare 4 u.

Can you do?

if yes then the dare is!


"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ



Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
''1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???


is liye k

us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy