I Am The Most

I Am The Most
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
  

May, 14 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2327 views       Funny

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Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .

But

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".

Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.


Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU!

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..


Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???



Ok.. the answer is Sodium...




Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....


Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"