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Ek waqt tha Aap
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Ek waqt tha Aap k msg aise aate thy jese kisi ne aap ki KHOPRI pe PISTOL rkhi hui hy
or aapse msg krwa rha he
mgr ab lagta he...
GOLI MARDI..
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May, 25 2010
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Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
WHY?
His Wife Deliverd a Baby.
Doctor sent Him SMS,
"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
Sardar forwarded it 2 all.
Teacher: Did You Father Help
Teacher: Did You Father Help
You With Your Homework?
Student: No,
He Did It All By Himself
Every man''s wish
Every man''s wish
Ganguly ne Natwest
series jeet ke shirt utari,
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet ke shirt utari,
Kaash
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeet le
Journalist:
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?
Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain
Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,
Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
Benazir Aye Gi...!
Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi
10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa
KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
SONO SUNO BAHI LOGO
SONO
SUNO
BAHI
LOGO
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AaJ
TUM
SAB
SUN
HI
LO
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PLEAS
SUN
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YAAR
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MAI
JHANGIR
HUN YAR.....;->
....Go To HELL....
....Go To HELL....
Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??
So
...GO TO HELL....
The SMS Of The Year 2009
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
- K r R r A z Y -
- K r R r A z Y -
T r u t h
H u r t s
May Be Not As Much As
Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
Writing kharaab hai
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?
Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?
Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
"Doctor, doctor
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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