Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3691 views       Funny

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Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

Writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Months

Professor: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai
''Wada KAro
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To?
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Pura karo
Or kisi KI Laaat Baaan Kbhi Na Toro
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SuFI BAAP Ki TARHA''
Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..

Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?
ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
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. Arrey because he himself was da WOOD ibrahim!!


Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".



''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam



Aur



Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost

Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.