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Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
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Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,
aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
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''Aaj deedar,
''Aaj deedar,
kal yaar,
parson pyaar,
phir iqraar,
aur phir intezaar,
phir takraar,
phir daraar,
saari mehnat bekaar,
aur aakhir mein
Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''
Dr sahab 2 saal pehle
Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,
Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?
Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
pehlay girl frndz ho
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab
Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .
"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"
read is dafa 3 jan 2010
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
girls remove their sandals
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!
Holy
Truthful
Pure
That''s Why
When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.
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Girls Remove Their Sandals.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
successful mission
Agar
Is
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thy
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.
MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
keep it in the cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...
Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,
LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
I Met Money
I Met Money
&
I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,
Money Smiled & Said,
Ofcourse I Am A Piece
Of Paper But
I Haven''t Seen
Dust Bin In My Life.
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