Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3611 views       Funny

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Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.




Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.





Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"

Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
Find the most suitable place 4 this note..




''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''







Nhi pata?







Ok i tell u




its..



TOILET... ;->
Who''s Pappu In D Movie

"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?





Aditi''s Brother AMIT

Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ''SAALA''

Amit Is Jay''s Saala..
Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".

Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,

Judge Ne Safa Khola To

Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.

Ganpt "Is Tara K 4

Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday


&



Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
''Girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''
Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi
Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>