Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2736 views       Funny

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Because It Was

Said By Govinda

In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

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Dar lag raha hy

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Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae

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Wohi 3 lafz

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Mind to nai kro gay?

"INSAN BAN JAO"
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
If somebody comes n
Tell u,
That you Are FOOL,
Don''t Be Afraid,
Goto him
Catch his Neck
And Tell him

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"kisi hor noo na dassi" ;->
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!

O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha


Now
Continue Ur Work :-
Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B''s
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.
Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho

to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)