Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3001 views       Funny

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jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

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Angel Took Man 2 Hell there he Saw " MOLANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN" Dancing With BIPASHA.
Man. Angel Jii Is Ki Saza itni Mazedar Kyo?
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What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And Say Proudly ...



















"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->
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Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!
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Its PAKISTANI version:
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Ghajani effect
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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




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That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
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Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
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Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..