Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3043 views       Funny

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Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?


"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."



us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???



""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....

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nw read!!!!!
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Love inspires Envy.


Envy endangers Spite.


Spite spawns Fallacies.



Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)
FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~


best shair written on a rickshaw !

"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
High Class Beizzati

If u hav 1 father, call me.

If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.

If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.

If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.
OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->