Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2985 views       Funny

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Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?

Patient:patlay motion

Dr:kitne patlay?

Patient:Bohot paylay

Dr:phr b kitne?
Patient:
Pagal k bache
itne k tu us se kulli kar sakta hai!!!!!
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.


KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!

DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE


OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE


HA HA HA!

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log



Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
pAtA hAi kiA...








chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
Parhai karo
fail hone se mat daro
larkiyan chero
badnami se mat daro
her larki ko propose karo
Inkar se na daro
Kyunki
GEETA main likha
hai
karam karo
Phal ki chinta mat karo.......
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .


Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->
jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai

jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai

jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai

majboor hoker socha

khudkushi ker loon

per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai