Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!

May, 25 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3444 views Funny

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Aman ki aasha jagao

Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.

Zarori Elaan

Zarori Elaan

City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!

Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To

Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain...

future husband a free chocolate

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Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

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Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->

apun wishing you a w

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Definition of home

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"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)

Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.

Tang a kar aik ne kaha:

janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.

Thore se chaval de dain.

your bthday is a da

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,
A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,
In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too
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Hi! Need one gal

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Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

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He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

if you love someone

If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

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do u knw wat is diff

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Between Radio Nd Akhbar?

Simple
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Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

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