Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2914 views       Funny

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After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?

Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
How do u find Avogadro''s no?









Menu>contacts>Avogadro
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf






















Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->
Aik Bad News..


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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...



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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->