dil ke zakhmoon ko g

dil ke zakhmoon ko g


Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2328 views       Funny

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Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile

lekin

sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?






1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
Jab se tumhein jana hai,


Jab se tumhein paya hai,


Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,


Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,



''''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?
malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
and asks: "main nahatay waqt kia lagaaon?"









































































doc:"bathroom ki kundi"
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai



Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,

bas aik mobile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko b olta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l
Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)
Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.