Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

May, 14 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2390 views Funny

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Sardar BOLA

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''

siut acha hai

Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog

2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)

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Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka

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Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..!

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wa wa
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Is A male or female????

Is A male or female????

socho

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Female

Why?

Bcoz

A kya bolti tu...? ;->

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