Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?


Wife:

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Es lai tawanon roti khawai



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Avi Msg
Sent u Avi
Perh Lu Avi
Tey 4Wd vi ker Du
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I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx..
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