If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground ...

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...

You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

May, 13 2010 152 chars (1 sms) 2483 views Funny

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Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-

Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?

ISRO..?

NASA..?

No..

Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

''uSAY KAHA b THA k t

''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''

Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

Ka Kaam Karta Hai.

Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel
Goverment Is Thinking
Of Suggesting A New
Name For The
Demolished
MARRIOT Hotel

"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->

Tere Naal Dosti

Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->

Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki AWAZ.....Koyal jesi....

Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...

ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI. . . ;->

How Are You Dear

How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy

Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?

Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?

Maarte Tou Nahi

Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo

25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho

Ab Bhugto ... ;->

bohat dino se main bhoola

Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

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