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May, 13 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 3008 views Funny

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Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai

Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Dil Khoobsurat Ghar

Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar

Dosti Khoosurat Rishta

Aur Aap

In Taman Cheezo''n Pe

Badnuma Daagh ...

Bura Maan Gaye

Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->

Ek Din 1 Farishta

Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan

teachr tum bade ho

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

Daddy ye school kia hota hy

Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)

AAj apko pani se

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!

Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka

Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha

Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->

Kion har bar mosam

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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