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May, 13 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 3437 views Funny

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''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.''

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.

Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi

Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

want 2 see this world after ur death?

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

Height Of Smartness

Height Of Smartness

Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->

A bOy lOst In The mAll

A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

F

F

F

F

F

WHY??

BCOZ

NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION

F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING

MA

MA

MA

MA

MA

45 Saal ka aadmi

45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->

Without u ,life is black and white

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi

Aur

Unka Ek

"Mike Hussey" :-)

Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Arz Kia Hai

Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .

Zara Gaur Farmayega

Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .

Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

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