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May, 13 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     2559 views       Funny

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Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''




If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?





Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???











Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->
D Bst Present 2 Give

2 A Frnd:

HONESTY

2 Ur Enemy:

4GIVENES

2 Parents:

GRATEFULNES

2 God:

OUR LIFE

2 Me:

Nokia N95

Video I-Pod 80gb

PS3/Xb0x

HP/Sony Laptop

Home Theater

Digital Camera 12.0

BMW Latest Model

Thats All.

I M "Down 2 Earth Persn

Wid Simple Dreams.
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.


AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
.

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KHUWAB.. :-D
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?






if they be together they united






n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)
Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?



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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

?

Nahi Pata

?

Socho?

Think

?

Simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.