Are You Fluent In English .?

Are You Fluent In English .?

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May, 13 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 3088 views Funny

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wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!

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"Don''t Love"...!!!

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

Phatan:

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->

Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->

Hello Ji..

Hello Ji..

Haan Ji..

Ji Ji..

Really

Phir

Sachi

Acha Kese?

G Haan

Kiya

Oh Nahee Ji

"Sorry Wrong Number"

Upcoming Professions

Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes!

Salman butt: Waiter in PC
Imran farhat: Work in juice corner
Younus khan: Naswar frosh
Shoaib malik: Malik paan shop
Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store
Shahid afridi: Boom boom toy shop
Abdur razaq: Churan wala
Umer gul: Plumber
Saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor

Saare Gawahon

Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

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Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain

1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-

1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
"Lafz tere Geet mere,Ghazal koi sunau kya?

Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera,Kan k niche bajau kya."

golden words tum

Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!

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