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May, 13 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     1818 views       Funny

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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
''Gadhon Ki Race!....
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Fire!..

aray Bhago sms bad main prhna..''
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,


Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to [email protected]
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000

Job Nature:

Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Arz Kia Hai . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

Wah Wah . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->