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May, 13 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 2978 views Funny

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Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?

To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->

Hamare Office Main

Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.

''Plz don"t read this Nahi to

''Plz don"t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!''

Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia

Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon

Hum Ne Maana

Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana...
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Abey Bas Kr 13 Number Ka Paana

In 1 year, 12 months,

In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->

Salesman:This computer will

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

aik bachey ne zardar

Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,

if a baby is born in

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?

Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

The Chief Excitement

The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->

80% Of The Final

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->

How True ...

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