The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***
A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.
