Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
  

May, 26 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2402 views       Funny

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Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?


Wife:

APNI VIDEO
Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
42723958281956

Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...






Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.





1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,



BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->


So Don''t Jealous.


Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….