Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire:
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
  

May, 21 2010     253 chars (2 sms)     3140 views       Funny

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Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->


Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide to jump off.
how many r left now?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
there r still 5 left.
.
B''coz there''s a lot of difference between DECIDING & DOING !!!!!
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"



Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.


Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


.


Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!


Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar: