Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire:
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
  

May, 21 2010     253 chars (2 sms)     2213 views       Funny

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Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.
DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai


Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->
dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,

agar dada chichorey na hotey.


Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->
Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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