Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.