A teacher asked

A teacher asked
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
  

May, 21 2010     204 chars (2 sms)     2988 views       Funny

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3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????




Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar call tujhay
magar.......

customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.


Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.


CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?


Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->
Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else

Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D