A teacher asked

A teacher asked
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
  

May, 21 2010     204 chars (2 sms)     2828 views       Funny

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21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?





A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me

Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),

For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.


Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
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Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha
har shay ko kat dyta hy
Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag
jo lohe ko pighla deti hy
Aag se taqatwar hy Pani
Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy
Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy
Hawa se taqatwar hy
INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy
Insan se Taqatwar hy
Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy
preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har
preshani ko Kha jata hy
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"
JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->
W O M E N

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq Sattar
Cast:
Hero:Altaf bhai
Heroen:Altaf
Vilan:Altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chalaki"
Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
Sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->


*Golden Words*


''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''



Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->