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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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What did d Refrigerator say
What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
.
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.
.
COOL inside.
FOOL outside
i was worried in dream
i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the world have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .
Kal 100 logon ko bewakoof banaya..
Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..
kaise?
niche dekho..
.
.
.
aur niche...
Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !
try thisbrbr
Try this....
Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...
277451366514612382623
Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...
What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???
What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???
When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees
And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....
how did aamir got s
How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?
Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost
How ... ?
Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
Difference between
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
GOOD NEWS 4 U
My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".
Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,
Judge Ne Safa Khola To
Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.
Ganpt "Is Tara K 4
Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
A Smile Costs Less
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY
But
Gives More Light
So
Alwayz Keep Smiling
Coz
Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->
Pakistan cricket team has complained
Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Jab Apka Janam Hua
Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fate
Adbhutt Rosni Huyi
Bhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat Huye
Or Bole
"SoRRY Galti Ho Gayi
Plz ADJuST Karlo."
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