''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''
Wish u a very Happy new year Valentine’s day Basant 23rd march 14 august Eid ul fitr Eid ul azha Friendship day Mother, father Dadi, dada Nana, nani Children’s day Happy b’day 365 good mornings After noons, evenings’ & nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi Hota mujh se Ab pura saal mat kehna SMS nahi kia
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balance mere pas
