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ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!

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Ek khusra elecation

Ek khusra elecation mein vote mangatay huay

Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyab huey

to jab b kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga

Goverment muft nachay ge

Guest:

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

Sardar 2 SrdarnI

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!

Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

in my past life god

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."

qayamat ki 5 nishani

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari Imandari
Krega

2-Altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)

Flatter me

Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.

Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

ShukriyA

''SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi l

''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega

pakistani di mushk

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo

School Wich Urdu Bolo

Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich

Ufff !!

Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "

''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE

SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...

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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...

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