What If A Car HadF

What If A Car HadF
What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?








Simple ....




It Wooden Run ... ;->
  

May, 18 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2307 views       Funny

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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->


Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?










D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"

Friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->
Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun


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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill



So, Please Dont Look At Me



I Dont Wanna See You Die
Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia,
construction k baad uper wale part pe color kia,
r neeche wale part pe likh dia

"same as abovE"... ;->
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya


"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya





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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"