2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,
2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"
  

May, 26 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2483 views       Funny

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A Touching Story. . .

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…



What a touching story!!!


Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.



Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?















Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.
Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?










D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :


Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!


1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working when you get up in the morning,

and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them