zarday aur zardar

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

May, 06 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 2199 views Funny

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Begaane Kaun Hai?

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..

Begaane

ßrandy+Water=

ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney

Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart

Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain

çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER

maa mujhe bhai chahiye

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain..

One persn asks to another

One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.

tu hay harjai to apna bhi

Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->

a birthday wish remi

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA...
START UR DAY WITH HER ...SWEET BLESSINGS
THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

apne mulk ki hifazat karain

Apne mulk ki hifazat karain

Kyun k

Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->

Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy

DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->

cricket team ko hollywood movie ki offer

Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X

.*""* . * ""*. "* Dil ki *" *Gehrayon* "*. se .*"

.*""* . * ""*.
"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
"*. se .*"
"*..*"
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Fitay moo!
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us ka jo apka
Bura chahy.

Men tie the watch

Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

&

Women tie the watch facing down

You know Why???
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To see the time...!!!

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

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zarday aur zardar

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