zarday aur zardar

zarday aur zardar


"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?


Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2191 views       Funny

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Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
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Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !
Kis kadar Khub hai dilagi aapki,
aaj bhi dil basi hay Mohabat aap ki,
jab bi fursat ke lamhe Mile hame dil ne mahsoos ki hay kami aap ki
App Mujhay

Aik jaga

Se boht

Payary Lagtay hain ?


Maloom hai kahan se ?

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Door say
It''s your birthday time again;
It''s true; there''s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I''m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here''s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.


Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE
Height Of Diplomacy?


Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.
Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi





Dost









Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
Maine tujhe dekha


Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.