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zarday aur zardar
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zarday aur zardar
zarday aur zardar
"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?
Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn
Aur
Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->
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mubarak ho chief jus
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.
.
.
.
Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?
They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,
shaad hein, Tabinda hein
Teachr 2 Students:
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?
Student: Not @ All
Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?
Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->
They Say
They Say
One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy
Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends
If They Seem Normal ,
You Are This One .... ;->
boy tujhko kya bhejon?
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Newton''s law of load shedding:
Newton''s law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
5 Points That Prove
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
Arz Hai
Arz Hai
"Unke Pyaar Ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya,...
Unke Pyar ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya...
auR..
AUR,
AuR
Us Intzar Me Na Jane Kitno Se PyAR KIYa.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Never Attend A Class
Never Attend A Class
Why ... ? ? ?
John Nash Said :
"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"
So Dun Be Dull ... =)
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