1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

May, 25 2010 300 chars (2 sms) 2303 views Funny

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SHALWAR bandhane k lye

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

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U Can Enjoy Saving Ur Smsâ€™s
Ur Subscrition Title''''Kanjus'''' Is Valid Untill
Allah Give Taufeeq To Send Sms . . . ;->

May our friendship turn into silver

May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->

Ager Mahima Chudhar

Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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ANSWER
BAAPHIBAAP Chudhary
MA HI MA to BAAP HI BAAP

''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..

Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai

tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........

koi takleafday chee

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .

Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->

Chuhaa

EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.

mubarak ho yaar tujhe

Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .

Mazay Kar Mazay. . .

Khush Hai Han. . .

Hoga He Yaar. . .

Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

pandit1ur son is po

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit2-Why?

Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

Old phrase:

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
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New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)

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