1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
  

May, 25 2010     300 chars (2 sms)     3286 views       Funny

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''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Breaking News:

Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.

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Kon hai yeh?




Kon hai?


Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
A story that can b read by Angels only…


















NOTHING C,

I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???



Ok.. the answer is Sodium...




Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?






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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?