1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

May, 25 2010 300 chars (2 sms) 3168 views Funny

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newtons law of load

Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".

FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "

FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf

Herion:
Condlisa Rise

Villan:
Osama bin laden

Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan

Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim

Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king

Comedien:
sheikh Rashid

Suporting Actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn

Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

students are very bright

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)

rehman malik mera na

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!

''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

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