1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
  

May, 25 2010     300 chars (2 sms)     2710 views       Funny

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Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe

Intezar itna karu k Waqt na rahe

Bahrosa itna karu k Shak na rahe

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Miss Itna karu k Dooooori na rahe :) :)
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:


"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?






Jeete Jo Marzi Par Ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!


jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: "DARLING I LOVE U". Na karo toh bole: "BROTHER HOW R U ?"