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daddy ye school kia hota hy?
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daddy ye school kia hota hy?
daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
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1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.
Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->
Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
''Any woman that
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
U r sweet like Tom,
U r sweet like Tom,
cute like Jerry,
Naughty like BugsBunny,
Clever like Alladin,
Strong like Popye,
In Short,
Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D
french our anceste
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So
ROMANTIC
Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So
THERKEY.
:-)
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha
Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?
Us Ny Kaha
"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
Oye Dost Teri to!
Oye Dost
Teri to!
ATeri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Bahut yaad aa rahi hai yaar.
Isliye msg kiya
I Miss U
SpeciAL TEA
; ; ; ; ; ;
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SpeciAL TEA
1 MerE LiyE
Or
Doosri
B
MErE LiyE...
Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
Bhabi
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
Tamam bewaqufon ko
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...
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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho
tmhain mlny ko dil k
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !
Translate It Into English . . . !
My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
"2007 K Bhikari"
"2007 K Bhikari"
Bhikari: Amma thora khana he to do na!
Amma: Abhi pakaya nahi hai !
Bhikari: Koi baat nahi amma, pakane k bad misscall de dena!
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