daddy ye school kia hota hy?

daddy ye school kia hota hy?


Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
  

May, 05 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2935 views       Funny

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Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a
big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will
be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!
Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam








tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam
Hello,
MSS.

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Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se




1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha



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