Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 97 chars (1 sms) 2460 views Funny

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Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

Ek Admi Hotel Gaya

Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur Waiter se Bola " Waiter Ek Sureelee chai Pilayo "
Waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi

Sardarji

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Girl:mein tumare liye sab

Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,

Boy:Maa Bap?

Girl:yes

Boy:khana peena?

Girl:yes

Boy:Starplus?

Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->

Marriage is a three ring

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Tab tak pyar se

Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare

Happy Summer season

Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

ApuN Ko FAQEER

ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->

A Special dinner For u

A Special dinner For u

In The Hotel Of My HEART

A Boul Of SMILE

Wid Soup Of CARE

In The Pot Of HAPPINESS

Dish Is LOVE

Pay By Bill

By

MISSING ME . . .

(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar Asli SMS Ki

(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar

Asli SMS Ki
Pehchan

Apun ka sms

Har sms anokha, naya & Internatinol mayar k mutabiq.
Purany, ghisy pitay, Byhoda, Bazari SMS se parhez kijye,
Tabyat zyada bor ho to hamare Num
Pr 100 Rps Send karen or 999 asli SMS
or1000 Rs. Mai 1 saal tk sms
Receve Karen
Shukria:-)

1 Aurat Ne 1

1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?

Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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sunain ge????
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waqeyaeee sunain ge?
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.aap ko mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

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