21st Century.... Good/Bad???

21st Century.... Good/Bad???
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .
  

May, 20 2010     508 chars (4 sms)     2772 views       Funny

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Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"



Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
Dis song is 4 U

Tum to tahere pardesi,

sath kya nibhoge,

subhah pehli

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subhah pehli

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subhah pehli

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subhah pehli

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lagta hai CD Kharab hai,

kisi aur din sunaunga
2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna Impossible tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY

GEO MUSHSRAF.
Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano


''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.


Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit


I m "0" Zero

But This Is Not End

I Want Her

B''coz

Widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0



So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law

Evrey bad boy Cntinues to do taram taari unless

a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovly lady