''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
  

May, 24 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     5823 views       Funny

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• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.
Zarori Elaan

City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!

Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To






Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain...


Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
A Student Goes Into A

Library &

Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!

Librarian : Get Lost Dude,

U Won''t Bring It Back!
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai

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