Karachi''s Girls.

Karachi''s Girls.
Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2666 views       Funny

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Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
Milli Naghma

Hm Sutti Qaum Hain
Koi Kutti Qaum Hain

Hm Sb Ki Ha Pehchan
Hm Sb Hain
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan

Hm Sb Hain

''Be_Imaan !!''
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
tumhein pata hai k ab Pakistan mein b har kaam merit kee bunyad par ho gha, aur shuruat mujhe karney k liye kaha ghaya hai,

so mein kehta hoon

"Tum sab sey bardey budhoo ho" mind na karo merit kee bunyad par no.1 ho.


Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur


"`Loose Motion`"
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai




THE END.


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Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.