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Karachi''s Girls.
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Karachi''s Girls.
Karachi''s Girls.
Karachi''s Girls.
1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?
2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Teri sorat arz kya hay k
Teri sorat
arz kya hay k
teri sorat...
Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai
Jese chotay say drwazay main moti anti phas gai..
What a married man
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
pathan & maulana
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.
PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,
Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
''TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”*
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?
Astagfirullah Astagfirullah
Astagfirullah
Astagfirullah
astagfirullah
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INSHA ALLAH
Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>
2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
Kitni hasin ho tum,
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
Gul Khan
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
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Remember
Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
WIFE:main maeke ja
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
funny but true
FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
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