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45 Saal ka aadmi
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45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai
Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!
Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
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Father watching FashionTv
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere
Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..
Things Wil Change Class Room To Office
Things Wil Change
Class Room To Office
Books TO Files
Jeans To Formal
Pepsi To Juices
Girlfriend To Wife
What Will Never Change Is
DOSTI ? ;->
Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda
Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya
Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya
Kaafi Waqt Hua Aap Ka Koi Sms Nahi Aaya . . . ;->
baba ranchoddas on dosti
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Izzat ,
Shohrat ,
Daulat
Aur Haan ...
Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
After engagement : Superman
After engagement : Superman
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Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Pathan Larki Se
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
ARZ KIYA HAI...
ARZ KIYA HAI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki
Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki
Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa
Jo waat laga de saaron ki...
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
It satisfies ur mind,
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..
Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
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