45 Saal ka aadmi

45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->

May, 13 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 3608 views Funny

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We Must Believe In

We Must Believe In
LUCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".

Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana

K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2

GoLay ki redhi Lgana

Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,

Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.

ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O

Thanx
Regards

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

There are only 5 things

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.

Massege from

Kantey bahrey raston par ap ka kon sath de gaaa
Ami\Abo
Sister\Brother
Wife\Husband

Sirf o sirf ap ki Chappal
A silent Massege By
Feeqa Mochi...

You Know WHy

You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

Height of Stupidity

Height of Stupidity

Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????

coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!

~Todays FACT~

~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

What do you call

What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
.
.
.

"Chadti Jawani" !!!

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45 Saal ka aadmi

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