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45 Saal ka aadmi
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45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai
Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!
Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
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Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
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Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main
Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main
Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .
HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
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Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->
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How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
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Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi
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Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
student
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???
Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....
Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???
Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
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One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
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Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To
Unki Lambi Umer
K Liye Dua Farmain...
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