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45 Saal ka aadmi
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45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai
Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!
Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
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May, 13 2010
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WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf
1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf
Aata Piswaney Jana Tha
Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho
Aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
Advise
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Wah Kia Baat Hai
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige.
Kiun k
Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi
BAcho ki nAhi . . :p ;->
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,
Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,
Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,
Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
a poster on tv at pe
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..
"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"
Now How True is it!
''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo
''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!
attention its ve
Attention
It''s Very Important Msg
Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
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