45 Saal ka aadmi

45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     3452 views       Funny

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Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->